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Read then
choose the right letter (a , b or c) .
1.
A Woman's Revenge
"Cash, check or
charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her
wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you
always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she
replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured
this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.
* The
woman carried the TV remote control because she…….
a. forgot to leave it at home.
b. always
carried it with her.
c. she
wanted to punish her husband.
2. Scottish Logic
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,
'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are
divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.'
'Dad, what are you
talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the
sight of each other any longer,' the father says.
'We're sick of each
other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.'
Frantic, the son
calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting
divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this!'
She calls Scotland
immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do
a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both
be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.
The old man hangs up
his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Christmas
and they're paying their own way.
* From the text, we
realize that the Scottish are….
a. mean
b. divorced
c. sick
